Why Would You Ask That?

Recently heard in my dorm:

“What happens to Siamese twins at the rapture if one is saved and the other one isn’t?”

“Wouldn’t it be funny if your body parts all woke up separately? What if your mouth woke up first and was yelling at the rest of you to wake up? Or what if you were awake but couldn’t get out of bed because your legs wanted to stay asleep?”

Sometimes I love my job. Where else would you hear some of these things on a regular basis?

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